Travel & Food

Pancakes vs Waffles

17 Jan , 2014  

Pancakes vs Waffles

  Sometimes men need to discuss things. Important things like “why is this better than that” or “which of these two fictional characters would win in a fight?”. That’s what Paul and Blake do. They talk about the stuff that needs to be talked about. Today they discuss Pancakes vs Waffles. Paul (pancakes) I’d like […]

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Humor, Travel & Food

Fantasy War League- Mock Draft

22 Jun , 2013  

Fantasy War League- Mock Draft If getting all my news through Facebook has taught me anything, it’s that global war is likely to break out any minute. Now, the opposing sides of this (final) conflict are likely to be based on a number of political, cultural, and strategic factors. Ugh. Yawnsville. So, since Fantasy Football […]

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Obama’s “Crazy”, “Sexy”, “Crazy Sexy”, Plan to Eliminate the Deficit.

19 Feb , 2013  

Obama’s “crazy”, “sexy”, “crazy sexy”, plan to eliminate the deficit.  President Barack Obama made rhetorical history at the notoriously useless State of the Union address last Tuesday, introducing an economic stimulus plan that will eliminate the deficit by St. Patrick’s Day and free the American people from imminent indentured servitude to China. Obama began the […]

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Culture, Humor

5 Felix Exi Valentine’s Day Cards

14 Feb , 2013  

 5 Felix Exi Valentine’s Day Cards Felix Exi understands that Valentine’s Day can be tough! Maybe amidst all the romance and planing, you forgot to pick-up valentines day cards! Fear not! We’ve got you covered. Just print off one of these bad boys! If you liked this article, check out why the day after Valentine’s […]

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Creating A Fake Boyfriend

12 Feb , 2013  

Creating A Fake Boyfriend There comes a time in every single person’s life when the inevitable question is asked, “do you have a boyfriend?” While you may wish to throw something back at the questioner like, “NO FRANCINE I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP EATING LIKE A HORSE BECAUSE YOU’RE MAKING […]

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Ten Dolphin Obituaries

11 Feb , 2013  

Syndicated from the Atlantis Sun-Ocean World Daily.   Kik-Kik Kik-Kik died this Wednesday from wounds sustained during a routine excursion to the shady side of the Coral Reef, where the rough trade is. Kik-Kik was looking up and down at a rough, sturdy one when a sharp piece of coral punctured his skin, like a […]

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Entertainment, Humor

2Chainz: Cultural Icon and Satirist Extraordinaire

29 Jan , 2013  

I was driving to buy some rock salt from the gas station the other day (Michigan winters, am I right?) when “I’m Different”, by the revered and dignified music artist 2Chainz ,came on the radio. You’ve probably heard it- he says “I’m different” about 75 times and then talks about having sex and doing drugs […]

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