Humor

Look At All These Fucking Unibrows

27 Jul , 2015  

Unibrows are kind of a rarity these days. But they weren’t always that way. In times of yore, almost everybody had a unibrow. That and polio. Anyways, here’s some pretty impressive Unibrows I thought you needed to see. Some of them come from fictional characters but, fuck it, once I hit publish it is no […]

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Humor, Travel & Food

Fantasy War League- Mock Draft

22 Jun , 2013  

Fantasy War League- Mock Draft If getting all my news through Facebook has taught me anything, it’s that global war is likely to break out any minute. Now, the opposing sides of this (final) conflict are likely to be based on a number of political, cultural, and strategic factors. Ugh. Yawnsville. So, since Fantasy Football […]

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Humor

The Worst Thought I Ever Had

5 Mar , 2013  

If you ever happen to meet me in real life, you’ll probably notice two things, 1: I have a very particular smell about me, and 2: I think and say some pretty awful things. I could try and explain how it’s not my fault, about how I’m only kidding, and how I’m not actually a […]

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Humor

4 Tips For Surviving February.

19 Feb , 2013  

4 Tips For Surviving February February is the shortest month of the year, but, much like the Strawberry Poison Dart Frog (Oophaga pumilio) which will routinely grow to less than 1.5 cms long, its potency, not its size, is what will lead to your slow and painful demise. “What are you talking about, Blake? February is great!” you […]

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Sports

How Michael Jordan Really Stacks Up

18 Feb , 2013  

How Michael Jordan Really Stacks Up   As Michael Jordan turned 50 this weekend, talks of who the best basketball player ever was are rekindled. Personally, I am of the understanding that, while LeBron James may be the best player currently, he is not on the same echelon of overall greatness as His Airness. But […]

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Humor

Tweets of The Week! Week 6

17 Feb , 2013  

Tweets of The Week! Week 6 Here at Felix Exi, we take the utmost care to ensure that thoughtful and intelligent humor is fostered not only amongst our writers, but in the entire world. Because of that, we feel obligated to promote the best tweets and their respective owners via this weekly segment. Here are […]

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Dating, Humor

Single Person’s Valentine’s Day Survival Guide

14 Feb , 2013  

  Single Person’s Valentine’s Day Survival Guide So, it’s happened again. Valentine’s Day has come, and no one anywhere loves you even a little. Maybe you’ve been acutely aware that February 14th was on the way and that you didn’t have anyone to spend it with, or maybe you’re like me, and the loneliness only […]

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Culture, Humor

5 Felix Exi Valentine’s Day Cards

14 Feb , 2013  

 5 Felix Exi Valentine’s Day Cards Felix Exi understands that Valentine’s Day can be tough! Maybe amidst all the romance and planing, you forgot to pick-up valentines day cards! Fear not! We’ve got you covered. Just print off one of these bad boys! If you liked this article, check out why the day after Valentine’s […]

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Humor

Creating A Fake Boyfriend

12 Feb , 2013  

Creating A Fake Boyfriend There comes a time in every single person’s life when the inevitable question is asked, “do you have a boyfriend?” While you may wish to throw something back at the questioner like, “NO FRANCINE I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP EATING LIKE A HORSE BECAUSE YOU’RE MAKING […]

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Culture, Humor

5 Pope Memes I Made Waiting for Pizza.

12 Feb , 2013  

 5 Pope Memes I Made Waiting for Pizza. Today, February 11th, 2013, Pope Benedict XVI announced that, because his mind and body were no longer up to pontific snuff, he would be resigning from his position as God’s favorite mortal.  The interent was immediately filled with stories, and from the stories was begat memes. Here’s […]

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