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Man in Randall Cunningham Jersey Beats the Living Shit out of Defenseless Hitchhiking Robot

3 Aug , 2015  

Randall Cunningham threw 207 touchdowns in his career. The wannabe bitchstar threw one mean curbstomp. HitchBOT, the innocent trashcan with limbs that hoped to travel across the country solely relying on the kindness of strangers, only made it two weeks, suffering a terrible, American History Xesque demise.

It’s really pretty fucking sad that somebody went out of their way to do this, but, when you’ve been rooting for the Eagles for long enough, this bottled rage is bound to explode.

After tossing down one of hitchBOT’s limbs, the Eagles fan walks back to continue stomping on the robot. This was what was left of hitchBOT after the beatdown, via CBC’s Lauren O’Neil:

hitchbot

Boop beep means I love you, HitchBot, Beep boop means you’ll always be remembered.

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