Randall Cunningham threw 207 touchdowns in his career. The wannabe bitchstar threw one mean curbstomp. HitchBOT, the innocent trashcan with limbs that hoped to travel across the country solely relying on the kindness of strangers, only made it two weeks, suffering a terrible, American History Xesque demise.
After tossing down one of hitchBOT’s limbs, the Eagles fan walks back to continue stomping on the robot. This was what was left of hitchBOT after the beatdown, via CBC’s Lauren O’Neil:
Boop beep means I love you, HitchBot, Beep boop means you’ll always be remembered.