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Look At All These Fucking Mayflies.

24 Jul , 2015  

Sabula, Iowa is a shitty town in the eastern Iowa with a population of 568 people and a billion fucking mayflies. Mayflies, which are also known as Shadflies, Rhithrogena germanicaand Hedonistic Scourge of the Earth are a species of insect that mature, mate, and die in a period of 24 hours. I can only imagine how many fat mayflies are getting porked because some other drunk mayfly only has 28 minutes yet to live. These repulsive little beasts also have a habit of totally blocking bridges in Iowa, as the video below will show.

“I’ve lived in Sabula my entire life” a theoretical resident surely will say, “and, in my entire, boring, meaningless and corn-ridden life, I’ve never seen this many goddam bugs.” and then he would go back to slowly driving a dilapidated tractor down the a rural county road, slowly wishing for death.

Warning: if you don’t like bugs, don’t watch this, because they pile up kneedeep.

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  • Brendan Wood

    That’s what you get for building a fucking island town on the Mississippi…