Holy shit, look at this fucking melted kayak. Allegedly, this not utterly useless installation from the heavens above was struck by a goddam bolt of lightning. Can you imagine if you were on this when it got struck? No, you can’t, because no one can imagine being a charred corpse. You’d be dead as shit. Hopefully no one was on it when it got hit because they’d be fucked.
Getting struck by lightning is insanely unlikely. In the US, its like 1 in 700,000. So, basically, you have a better chance of moving to North Dakota and being the coolest person there than you do dying from lightning. But, still, 1 in 700k worries some people (idiots). So how do you and your kayak avoid being hit by a supercharged ray of energy? Luckily for you, I compiled this easy to understand list.
Although, from the looks of this picture, it wasn’t struck out on water (given than its melted to the goddam dock) so I’m assuming that whoever owns this escaped electrocution free.