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Ten Dolphin Obituaries

11 Feb , 2013  

Syndicated from the Atlantis Sun-Ocean World Daily.   Kik-Kik Kik-Kik died this Wednesday from wounds sustained during a routine excursion to the shady side of the Coral Reef, where the rough trade is. Kik-Kik was looking up and down at a rough, sturdy one when a sharp piece of coral punctured his skin, like a […]

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A Man’s Man’s Guide to One Direction

24 Jan , 2013  

Sorry, trolls. This is not a one-sentence-article calling One Direction “a bunch of wankers.” Rather, this is one man’s man- the kind of dudes who want Ron Swanson’s mustachioed man-skills and Ryan Gosling’s wardrobe; dudes who hit half-mast when they saw Daniel Craig use a straight-edge razor – to another, respectfully saying that Niall, Zayn, […]

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Manti Te’o dated a fake girl for 8 months then killed her off: what this means for you.

17 Jan , 2013  

If you have a connection to the internet, you’ve heard about Manti Te’o and the insane level of commitment he invested in lying about his fake girlfriend (and her subsequent “death”). Last night, the twitterverse exploded, the blogosphere erupted, facebook was facebook; everyone had an opinion about the Notre Dame linebacker and the ridiculous fallacy he created, […]

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Felix Exi

26 Jan , 2012