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King Neptune Demands Extradition of South Carolina Shark Murderer

5 Aug , 2015  

800 pound shark

King Neptune, Fearless Despot of the Ravaging Deep, has demanded the extradition of South Carolina Shark Fisherman Mark Huff. “HE HAST THOU COMMITTED A MOST HEINOUS CRIME AND THEN ABSCONDED FROM OUR AQUATIC NATION” he was heard, bellowing form the murky depths, “AND NOW HE MUST BE BROUGHT BACK TO FOR PUNISHMENT WHICH WILL BE […]