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7 Top Secret Russian Potato Chips

22 Feb , 2013  

7 Top Secret Russian Potato Chips Between Lay’s Weird Potato Chip flavors and the meteorite striking down in Russian earlier this month, we should have suspected that those crazy Reds were planning something. We’ve had our sleeper agent in the Motherland since the KGB days and, finally, we’ve been able to sneak out enough information to break […]

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Culture, Humor

An (Unfortunately Imaginary) Day in the Life of a House Husband

20 Feb , 2013  

  An (Unfortunately Imaginary) Day in the Life of a House Husband As anyone outside of Utah knows, the dynamic between men and women is changing. The traditional roles of men going to work and women maintaining the home are increasingly uncommon, with more and more women leaving the paths between the kitchen, bedroom, and […]

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Humor

4 Tips For Surviving February.

19 Feb , 2013  

4 Tips For Surviving February February is the shortest month of the year, but, much like the Strawberry Poison Dart Frog (Oophaga pumilio) which will routinely grow to less than 1.5 cms long, its potency, not its size, is what will lead to your slow and painful demise. “What are you talking about, Blake? February is great!” you […]

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Humor

Obama’s “Crazy”, “Sexy”, “Crazy Sexy”, Plan to Eliminate the Deficit.

19 Feb , 2013  

Obama’s “crazy”, “sexy”, “crazy sexy”, plan to eliminate the deficit.  President Barack Obama made rhetorical history at the notoriously useless State of the Union address last Tuesday, introducing an economic stimulus plan that will eliminate the deficit by St. Patrick’s Day and free the American people from imminent indentured servitude to China. Obama began the […]

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Humor

Tweets of The Week! Week 6

17 Feb , 2013  

Tweets of The Week! Week 6 Here at Felix Exi, we take the utmost care to ensure that thoughtful and intelligent humor is fostered not only amongst our writers, but in the entire world. Because of that, we feel obligated to promote the best tweets and their respective owners via this weekly segment. Here are […]

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Dating, Humor

Single Person’s Valentine’s Day Survival Guide

14 Feb , 2013  

  Single Person’s Valentine’s Day Survival Guide So, it’s happened again. Valentine’s Day has come, and no one anywhere loves you even a little. Maybe you’ve been acutely aware that February 14th was on the way and that you didn’t have anyone to spend it with, or maybe you’re like me, and the loneliness only […]

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Culture, Humor

5 Felix Exi Valentine’s Day Cards

14 Feb , 2013  

 5 Felix Exi Valentine’s Day Cards Felix Exi understands that Valentine’s Day can be tough! Maybe amidst all the romance and planing, you forgot to pick-up valentines day cards! Fear not! We’ve got you covered. Just print off one of these bad boys! If you liked this article, check out why the day after Valentine’s […]

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Humor

Creating A Fake Boyfriend

12 Feb , 2013  

Creating A Fake Boyfriend There comes a time in every single person’s life when the inevitable question is asked, “do you have a boyfriend?” While you may wish to throw something back at the questioner like, “NO FRANCINE I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP EATING LIKE A HORSE BECAUSE YOU’RE MAKING […]

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Culture, Humor

5 Pope Memes I Made Waiting for Pizza.

12 Feb , 2013  

 5 Pope Memes I Made Waiting for Pizza. Today, February 11th, 2013, Pope Benedict XVI announced that, because his mind and body were no longer up to pontific snuff, he would be resigning from his position as God’s favorite mortal.  The interent was immediately filled with stories, and from the stories was begat memes. Here’s […]

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Humor

5 Relationship Strategies For People Who Don’t Know Any Better

11 Feb , 2013  

Recently, some dipshit on this website named Walter offered up some advice on how to go about asking a girl on a first date. And despite me calling him a dipshit just now, he did a pretty darn good job. But, there’s a lot more to forming a successful relationship than the first date. Most […]

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