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Man in Randall Cunningham Jersey Beats the Living Shit out of Defenseless Hitchhiking Robot

3 Aug , 2015  

Randall Cunningham threw 207 touchdowns in his career. The wannabe bitchstar threw one mean curbstomp. HitchBOT, the innocent trashcan with limbs that hoped to travel across the country solely relying on the kindness of strangers, only made it two weeks, suffering a terrible, American History Xesque demise. It’s really pretty fucking sad that somebody went […]

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Look At This Fucking Guy Who Got Banned From Starbucks

27 Jul , 2015  

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others watch douchebags illegally park in handicap spots and then calls them out when they walk into a Starbucks and buy a $5 cup of hot bean water. Rob Rowen from Tampa, FL is the second type and it got him booted from a fucking Starbucks, […]

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The Hidden Sights That Prove We’re Real

19 Dec , 2013  

The Hidden Sights That Prove We're Real

I’ve always believed that looking at a posed photograph and seeing one’s unprepared facet in the mirror is a treat. It is a slice of intimacy and vulnerability, the complete opposite of what they wanted and, because of that, more real than they would usually be. Although their backside of their elbow and ribcage doesn’t […]

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Why We Burn Couches – Thoughts by a Michigan State Grad

16 Dec , 2013  

why we burn couches thoughts from a michigan state grad

Why We Burn Couches – Thoughts by a Michigan State Grad In April of 2008 I was eighteen years old and a freshman at Michigan State University. The movie 300 hadn’t been out for more than a year and a half and seemed to constantly be playing in every dorm room. That movie resonated with […]

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Is Our Universe Finite or Infinite: A Philosophical Discussion

3 Nov , 2013  

Is Our Universe Finite or Infinite: A Philosophical Discussion. So I want to get a little weird here. Just a little weird, like maybe how you act when no one is looking or maybe even better how you act when you’re not even watching yourself. I want to talk about space. About the stuff between […]

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So Your Parents Are Visiting Your College Dorm…

30 Aug , 2013  

Hey, its Fall time and you know what that means? It means the general decay of nature, lots of taupe and burnt orange and, most importantly of all, millions of college students pilgrimage back to their respective places of education. And because of that, Felix Exi is taking some time to remind you what to […]

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Why I’m Afraid Of Amazon

21 Aug , 2013  

I have a confession. I’ve shopped at Amazon before. It wasn’t even that long ago, and I knew the ideological folly I was allowing myself to fall into. I instantly realized I had made a mistake. After receiving my confirmation email, I told my mom “I feel like a whore told me she had several […]

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Where the Animals Roam – Wild Times at The Electric Forest in Oceana County

3 Aug , 2013  

Where the Animals Roam – Wild Times at The Electric Forest in Oceana County Oceana county is a small wooded patch of land north of Muskegon on the west side of Michigan. For 51 weekends out of the year, not much happens here. The locals might scoff at that, citing their Asparagus Festival or the […]

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The Modern Enigma Of Gatsby

1 Jun , 2013  

I first read Fitzgerald’s work, The Great Gatsby, when I was fifteen years old, in a sophomore English literature course. I enjoyed the novel, although, at the time I couldn’t have told you much more than that. It held all the necessary topical components that encouraged my enjoyment as a young man: booze, violence, women, […]

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Why I Know Nothing

16 Apr , 2013  

Lately, I’ve been thinking a fair amount about Socrates. Admittedly, I have not thoroughly studied the philosophy of Socrates. Admittedly, I know nothing. The last sentence is the one thing I believe I actually know. I also realize that is inherently contradictory. Socrates thought a lot about nothingness, and he asked a lot of pesky […]

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