Post by: Casey Cheney


What the F in “Weezy F.” Stands for (as explained by a Venn Diagram)

11 Mar , 2013  

Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., best known as Lil Wayne, has given himself more nicknames than ancient Roman royalty. Rap Genius documents more than 50 of these names – as classic as Weezy F. and as obscure albeit respectable as Mr. I-Can’t-Make-An-Appointment. Of those nicknames, Weezy F. stands alone in that he tells the listener over […]

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Obama’s “Crazy”, “Sexy”, “Crazy Sexy”, Plan to Eliminate the Deficit.

19 Feb , 2013  

Obama’s “crazy”, “sexy”, “crazy sexy”, plan to eliminate the deficit.  President Barack Obama made rhetorical history at the notoriously useless State of the Union address last Tuesday, introducing an economic stimulus plan that will eliminate the deficit by St. Patrick’s Day and free the American people from imminent indentured servitude to China. Obama began the […]

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I’d Take a Vegan Burger… Hold the Natural Rights.

7 Feb , 2013  

So last week, I’m at this bar with some people I barely know, right? They’re talking amongst themselves (I might as well be eavesdropping), and it’s like, “I <3 Obama,” “I KNO RIGHT? My fam HATES me now LOL,” and finally devolves into “UGH right? We’re the best. Let’s talk about the moral rationale for […]

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A Man’s Man’s Guide to One Direction

24 Jan , 2013  

Sorry, trolls. This is not a one-sentence-article calling One Direction “a bunch of wankers.” Rather, this is one man’s man- the kind of dudes who want Ron Swanson’s mustachioed man-skills and Ryan Gosling’s wardrobe; dudes who hit half-mast when they saw Daniel Craig use a straight-edge razor – to another, respectfully saying that Niall, Zayn, […]