7 Top Secret Russian Potato Chips

22 Feb , 2013  

3. Vodka

These were actually made by taking expired America chips that had been shipped to Sub-Saharan to be disposed of in secret corporate Landfills, emptying the pilfered bags into vats of alcohol, and then allowing them to dry outside on the windy steppes of Russia. If  you’ve ever gotten drunk and rooted around the back of your cupboard, looking for anything to eat, finally settling on a crushed-in can of Pringles from three New Year’s ago, you’ve tasted these chips.

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