Entertainment

The Best Video Game Ending Ever

12 Aug , 2015  

jax ending

If you were born after the year 2000, you’re spoiled as shit when it comes to video games. Video games used to be this weird magic trick where players suspended their disbelief for a few hours (or years) and accepted that miserable 16 bit graphics and impossible boob physics were real life. We watched terribly […]

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Humor

The 8 types of Procrastinators

6 Aug , 2015  

from the fucking peanuts, you philistine.

Procrastination is an epidemic in today’s modern society– its putrid tentacles can be seen pervasively worming throughout the minds of young and old. Speaking of that, calamari sounds great right now. I think Don Chi is having half-off apps for happy hour. It’s a really good deal.   I can always finish this later.

Satire

King Neptune Demands Extradition of South Carolina Shark Murderer

5 Aug , 2015  

800 pound shark

King Neptune, Fearless Despot of the Ravaging Deep, has demanded the extradition of South Carolina Shark Fisherman Mark Huff. “HE HAST THOU COMMITTED A MOST HEINOUS CRIME AND THEN ABSCONDED FROM OUR AQUATIC NATION” he was heard, bellowing form the murky depths, “AND NOW HE MUST BE BROUGHT BACK TO FOR PUNISHMENT WHICH WILL BE […]

Humor

THESE KIDS PROBABLY GOT HURT BUT I DON’T KNOW THEM SO IT’S FUNNY

5 Aug , 2015  

kid spinning

There’s this theory on humor that a core facet of it is derived from seeing people being harmed and us being glad we aren’t the ones who’ve just suffered an injury. I hate to get all Freudian on your slapstick bit, but it does kind make sense. If behavior encourages one’s self not to be […]

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Culture

Man in Randall Cunningham Jersey Beats the Living Shit out of Defenseless Hitchhiking Robot

3 Aug , 2015  

hitchbot

Randall Cunningham threw 207 touchdowns in his career. The wannabe bitchstar threw one mean curbstomp. HitchBOT, the innocent trashcan with limbs that hoped to travel across the country solely relying on the kindness of strangers, only made it two weeks, suffering a terrible, American History Xesque demise. It’s really pretty fucking sad that somebody went […]

Science

Killer Whales Attack a Sea Lion in Alaska

3 Aug , 2015  

orca alaska

These whales really are working to earn their name. Andrew Harpster, a whale tour captain out of Juneau, Alaska got this footage of a pack of them attacking lone Stellar Sea Lion. Killer Whales are interesting creatures- although they’ve been revered as murders in western culture since 70 AD when Pliny the Elder wrote , “Orcas (the […]

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Science

12 Awesome Chemical Reaction GIFS

29 Jul , 2015  

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If there’s 2 things I love, its GIFS and chemistry. There are more things I love, but those two are definitely on the list. I don’t love chemistry enough to actually “learn” any of it, but I do love it enough to mindlessly search through GIFs, trying to find explosions and possible maimings. And, so […]

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Sports

Look at this Fucking Kayak that got Struck By Lighting

29 Jul , 2015  

melted kayak

Holy shit, look at this fucking melted kayak. Allegedly, this not utterly useless installation from the heavens above was struck by a goddam bolt of lightning. Can you imagine if you were on this when it got struck? No, you can’t, because no one can imagine being a charred corpse. You’d be dead as shit. […]

Culture

Look At This Fucking Guy Who Got Banned From Starbucks

27 Jul , 2015  

rob rowen tamps starbucks

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others watch douchebags illegally park in handicap spots and then calls them out when they walk into a Starbucks and buy a $5 cup of hot bean water. Rob Rowen from Tampa, FL is the second type and it got him booted from a fucking Starbucks, […]

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Humor

Look At All These Fucking Unibrows

27 Jul , 2015  

frida kahlo

Unibrows are kind of a rarity these days. But they weren’t always that way. In times of yore, almost everybody had a unibrow. That and polio. Anyways, here’s some pretty impressive Unibrows I thought you needed to see. Some of them come from fictional characters but, fuck it, once I hit publish it is no […]

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