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If you were born after the year 2000, you’re spoiled as shit when it comes to video games. Video games used to be this weird magic trick where players suspended their disbelief for a few hours (or years) and accepted that miserable 16 bit graphics and impossible boob physics were real life. We watched terribly […]
Procrastination is an epidemic in today’s modern society– its putrid tentacles can be seen pervasively worming throughout the minds of young and old. Speaking of that, calamari sounds great right now. I think Don Chi is having half-off apps for happy hour. It’s a really good deal. I can always finish this later.
King Neptune, Fearless Despot of the Ravaging Deep, has demanded the extradition of South Carolina Shark Fisherman Mark Huff. “HE HAST THOU COMMITTED A MOST HEINOUS CRIME AND THEN ABSCONDED FROM OUR AQUATIC NATION” he was heard, bellowing form the murky depths, “AND NOW HE MUST BE BROUGHT BACK TO FOR PUNISHMENT WHICH WILL BE […]
There’s this theory on humor that a core facet of it is derived from seeing people being harmed and us being glad we aren’t the ones who’ve just suffered an injury. I hate to get all Freudian on your slapstick bit, but it does kind make sense. If behavior encourages one’s self not to be […]
Randall Cunningham threw 207 touchdowns in his career. The wannabe bitchstar threw one mean curbstomp. HitchBOT, the innocent trashcan with limbs that hoped to travel across the country solely relying on the kindness of strangers, only made it two weeks, suffering a terrible, American History Xesque demise. It’s really pretty fucking sad that somebody went […]
These whales really are working to earn their name. Andrew Harpster, a whale tour captain out of Juneau, Alaska got this footage of a pack of them attacking lone Stellar Sea Lion. Killer Whales are interesting creatures- although they’ve been revered as murders in western culture since 70 AD when Pliny the Elder wrote , “Orcas (the […]
If there’s 2 things I love, its GIFS and chemistry. There are more things I love, but those two are definitely on the list. I don’t love chemistry enough to actually “learn” any of it, but I do love it enough to mindlessly search through GIFs, trying to find explosions and possible maimings. And, so […]
Holy shit, look at this fucking melted kayak. Allegedly, this not utterly useless installation from the heavens above was struck by a goddam bolt of lightning. Can you imagine if you were on this when it got struck? No, you can’t, because no one can imagine being a charred corpse. You’d be dead as shit. […]
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Others watch douchebags illegally park in handicap spots and then calls them out when they walk into a Starbucks and buy a $5 cup of hot bean water. Rob Rowen from Tampa, FL is the second type and it got him booted from a fucking Starbucks, […]
Unibrows are kind of a rarity these days. But they weren’t always that way. In times of yore, almost everybody had a unibrow. That and polio. Anyways, here’s some pretty impressive Unibrows I thought you needed to see. Some of them come from fictional characters but, fuck it, once I hit publish it is no […]